(I) was lookin up her red skirt
(She) saw me she said yes sir
If youre ready for some heat
If you can take a lifetime meet.

I says to her hey baby
Im alive and ready
So we rent a motel room
And there we start a baby boom

(*)
We were makin love
When Halleys comet came
We were makin love
When the comet came again
And in between the burnin'
the tossin' and the turnin'
We were makin' love.

I says to her hey honey
Dont you think its funny
That the nuke war has begun
And were still goin one-on-one

She tells me not to worry
Theres no need to scurry
All that radioactive juice
Well hell it cannot reproduce.

*

Were on kid thirty-seven
Im lookin up at heaven
Cause they blew away our roof
Thank god our sex is waterproof

My boys are with the ladies
Makin more love babies
And I gave my girls some guns
To join the war and make some sons

*

So then I got my army
and started global warming
All my kids, my wife and I
Were heatin up the planet sky

Were sweatin' out diseases
With oh yeses and oh pleases
If were ever at code red
The reason is a fight in b